tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22599796596843878212012-02-16T02:47:30.829-08:00angel beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08553060388099579191noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2259979659684387821.post-15268985043861989222008-10-15T19:51:00.000-07:002008-10-15T20:18:40.985-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/373874940_e6f3bdffb0.jpg?v=0"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/373874940_e6f3bdffb0.jpg?v=0" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />last monday morning i woke up with a tube the size of my arm down my throat. i was at UCSF hospital, admitted under what they told me was "attempted suicide." i would hardly call taking some tylenol when you're sick and a little drunk is considered attempted suicide! well, it was more of a bottle than the actual recommended 2 pills, to be precise. "why?" you ask? i guess depression is the main factor. so now i attend mandatory counseling sessions every other week for the rest of the year. (thank God its already october!)<div>counseling meeting:</div><div>psychiatrist: so tell me why you are here.</div><div>me: because the hospital said they would only dispatch me and nottake me to a psychiatric <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>hospital if i came here. so here i am.</div><div>psychiatrist: so why'd you do it? a whole bottle of tylenol pm? did you try to kill yourself?</div><div>me: i was sick and i needed to sleep.</div><div>psychiatrist: forever?! (haha- good one doc!)</div><div>me: i guess so. actually no, i just like attention.</div><div>45 minutes later, i learned that i grew up with a troubled childhood and i'm confused about who i really am and where i'm going in life? isn't everyone like this?! </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2259979659684387821-1526898504386198922?l=justuhjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>angel beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08553060388099579191noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2259979659684387821.post-59339391946523962352008-09-29T00:21:00.000-07:002008-09-29T01:31:10.926-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_whhLV1bbdYc/SOCQBdvrolI/AAAAAAAAAAg/SEYmA3ZJP-g/s1600-h/associated+press_marilyn_monroe_seven_yr_itch_L.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_whhLV1bbdYc/SOCQBdvrolI/AAAAAAAAAAg/SEYmA3ZJP-g/s320/associated+press_marilyn_monroe_seven_yr_itch_L.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251355520352887378" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>i dyed my hair last night. big mistake! i thought i would give myself a makeover; platinum blonde hair with dark brown eyebrows and red/ light brown facial hair. (for some reason my facial hair is the only part of my body that has multi-colored, bright ass hair.) the look i was going for was gay mexican twinkie- blonde hair with brown skin- sexy, no? you're probably making an ugly face and sayig "eww, no!"<div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>after keeping the hair dye in for an hour and fifteen minutes and my eyes burning to the point of me running around the house screaming, i finally washed it out... COPPER! thats the closest color that comes to mind the moment i took the safeway plastic bag off my head. light brown, blonde-ish with a hint of orange. UGLY! may have looked good on ginger spice but not a short mexican gay boy. of course, being as impatient as i am, i made an appointment to chop off all my hair at the cheap beauty skul. so tomorrow, at 1:00pm i will be saying goodbye to half my hair. after thats done with, im running to the store to buy quick blue and #30 stabilizer, keeping it in as long as it takes!... or until my hair falls out; whichever happens first. hopefully tomorrow after round two, i will be the mexican male version of marilyn monroe. blonde bombshell! </div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2259979659684387821-5933939194652396235?l=justuhjoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>angel beehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08553060388099579191noreply@blogger.com0