oopsie?!

last monday morning i woke up with a tube the size of my arm down my throat. i was at UCSF hospital, admitted under what they told me was "attempted suicide." i would hardly call taking some tylenol when you're sick and a little drunk is considered attempted suicide! well, it was more of a bottle than the actual recommended 2 pills, to be precise. "why?" you ask? i guess depression is the main factor. so now i attend mandatory counseling sessions every other week for the rest of the year. (thank God its already october!)

counseling meeting:

psychiatrist: so tell me why you are here.

me: because the hospital said they would only dispatch me and nottake me to a psychiatric hospital if i came here. so here i am.

psychiatrist: so why'd you do it? a whole bottle of tylenol pm? did you try to kill yourself?

me: i was sick and i needed to sleep.

psychiatrist: forever?! (haha- good one doc!)

me: i guess so. actually no, i just like attention.

45 minutes later, i learned that i grew up with a troubled childhood and i'm confused about who i really am and where i'm going in life? isn't everyone like this?! 

blonde bombshell

i dyed my hair last night. big mistake! i thought i would give myself a makeover; platinum blonde hair with dark brown eyebrows and red/ light brown facial hair. (for some reason my facial hair is the only part of my body that has multi-colored, bright ass hair.) the look i was going for was gay mexican twinkie- blonde hair with brown skin- sexy, no? you're probably making an ugly face and sayig "eww, no!"

after keeping the hair dye in for an hour and fifteen minutes and my eyes burning to the point of me running around the house screaming, i finally washed it out... COPPER! thats the closest color that comes to mind the moment i took the safeway plastic bag off my head. light brown, blonde-ish with a hint of orange. UGLY! may have looked good on ginger spice but not a short mexican gay boy. of course, being as impatient as i am, i made an appointment to chop off all my hair at the cheap beauty skul. so tomorrow, at 1:00pm i will be saying goodbye to half my hair. after thats done with, im running to the store to buy quick blue and #30 stabilizer, keeping it in as long as it takes!... or until my hair falls out; whichever happens first. hopefully tomorrow after round two, i will be the mexican male version of marilyn monroe. blonde bombshell!